Puncture Repair

Is singing the Alicia Keys bit on the Jay-Z song (when an Indie/Rock n Roll/Punk/Folk fan) a punishable crime?

I would love to know how guys have the balls to speak to random girls!

So….

Shite day at work, lots of problems and people acting like fuckwits. Also I have a cold (Man flu).

But I am now comfy, heating on full blast, tidy flat and a nice bottle of wine, so the world could be worse.

Would sitting on my sofa all weekend be a waste? I don’t think so! Especially with the Rugby on and my recent purchase of Oblivion!

I just managed to talk in the first, second AND third person in a facebook status. I feel ashamed. Deeply ashamed.

So…What’s happened this last week or so.

Finally had a pay rise (a shit one but nevermind), the fitness drive has been upped and I am feeling relatively good. I am about to finally start my driving lessons again and I have a meeting to meet with the Uni to discuss doing some further quals!

I have lots of educational options but I am just so damn confused! Do I do something really interesting but immense amounts of work and no guarantee of passing/job, do I do something practical (professional quals) or do I complete the degree I started!!?!!?!?

Decisions, decisions, decisions…

So I went into the Poundshop today for the usual supplies of cleaning products. And what did I see…

PREGNANCY TESTS!!!
Who the hell is buying Pregnancy Tests from Poundland.

Not only that – But then I realised it was TWO for a pound.

Entrusting probably the most life-changing thing in your entire life on 50p? Seriously?!?!?

Richard Dawkins
Guy Garvey
Brian Cox
Stewart Lee
Demetri Martin
Ben Goldacre
Charles Darwin
Issac Newton
John Lennon
Paul Weller
Carl Sagan

Stephen Fry